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Eggstraordinarily Creepy

At first glance, I thought this site was a mind control experiment devised by those miscreants at the Egg Board to get us to eat more chicken fetuses. But after digging through I Love Eggs.com I realized that this was actually the work of someone terribly dangerous and threatening--the type of person that videotapes schoolyards.

I'm hatin' it.

Welcome to McDonald's Asian Pacific Islander Americans - i'm lovin' it!

We're Asian and Pacific Islander Americans and our diverse cultures and our everyday American lifestyle are becoming one. We're hanging on to our great traditions while we move to the beat of the times. We honor our heritage and we love being Americans. From high fashion to high tech, from Asian Pacific American hip hop to haute cuisine, we're weaving the threads of our culture into the fabric of everyday American life. Whether we're celebrating one of our cultural holidays or enjoying a Big Mac sandwich, we're helping make the magic mix called America become even richer. And McDonald's is right there with us, everyday! We are proud of our cultural heritage.

Pandering at its best: i-am-asian.com, a website all about how McDonald's is down with Asians. The first in a series of McDonald's micro-sites including "i-am-an-efficient-German.com" and "I-am-suffering-from-colon-rectal-cancer.org."